Barack Obama is to give an interview to Ryan Seacrest on election day, confirming his irrelevance as president at this stage in his first term. While Obama could have at least tried to help his party's chances by appearing on a more credible network that reaches a much bigger audience than little old Ryan Seacrest (Don't confuse him with Kelly Clarkson!), say, like Fox News, he turns tail and chooses to go on a laughable host's trivial radio show.

Despite the fact that the pro-Obama forces in the liberal mainstream media are spinning this ridiculous and cowardly move by the president as a part of some "genius" tactic to reach the younger voters (What? Like the nine-year-olds?!), it actually shows nothing but a chronic need to avoid going into venues that ask him tougher questions. However, for a failed president like Obama, Seacrest's teeny bopper radio show is the perfect venue to match his low status in the US.

Criticism of Obama cannot be held in any longer due to his increasingly idiotic as well as laughable choice of venues in the last days leading up to his party's imminent slaughter in the midterms. Last week, Obama paid a visit to one of his entertainment business lapdogs, Jon Stewart, that epitome of tough questioning, insightful analysis, and all-around objective and non-partisan reporting! What am I saying?! Stewart is at best an unfunny clown trying to be a comedian, and a partisan liberal who is trying to get more Democrats elected at the very least.

Today, Obama appears on that paragon of hard-hitting questioning, Ryan Seacrest, show!! Actually, Seacrest is nothing but a politically irrelevant pretty boy with an audience made up mainly of silly teeny boppers-which is why it makes it such an outrage that a president is abusing his office so much by appearing on shows that are way beneath the office.

The only reason that a logical, thinking man can come up with to describe Obama's asinine decisions in the venues he's choosing is fear. That, and also some cowardice thrown in, to boot. After all, if you are the president and you know that your party (the party with the ass as its symbol, the Democrats) is going to take a beating in the midterms, wouldn't you want to address a bigger voting block, one that could potentially be swayed and one which actually votes with regularity?! Of course you would, but Obama's running scared, which is why clownish Stewart and pretty boy-though-irrelevant Seacrest are his final interview choices.

According to Gallup, the younger voters-whom Obama is presumably targeting by going on Stewart's and Seacrest's asinine shows for young people-won't even show up in any numbers that will impact the election outcome. According to Gallup, only 7% of the 18-29 young people that Obama is supposedly targeting on these shows will actually bother to show up to vote! That means Obama doesn't even deserve the mediocre credit of tactically trying to reach that demographic. His refusal to appear on more hard-hitting, political shows means he is scared to face questions like, "Mr. President, why did you say the unemployment rate would not go above 8% after your stimulus, even though it did go higher after your stimulus?!"

No, the Failure-in-Chief would rather appear on a laughable teeny bopper show like Seacrest, so he can be asked all-important questions that each and every American deeply cares about. You know, questions like What do you think of Justin Bieber?; Do you watch Hawaii Five o?; and, best of all, a question about whether he's seen any ghosts in the White House! Pathetic!!! There are really no words to describe the utter embarrassment of Obama's decisions.