INAUGURAL Balls . . . what a waste!
- By l.t. Dravis
- Published 11/5/2008
l.t. Dravis
I created and have written the nationally distributed marketing newsletter, BOTH SIDES NOW, since 2003. I authored two books, BOTH SIDES NOW, Sell Like Professional Athletes Win and DEATH OF A SALES MANAGER. In 2008, I introduced a daily column for national syndication to newspapers.

Construction crews worked Dec. 10, 2004 on the viewing stand for President Bush's $40 million inauguration.
By
l.t. Dravis
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – November 5, 2008 – Before he enter on the execution of his
office, he shall take the following oath or affirmation:--"I do solemnly
swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the
United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend
the Constitution of the United States." – ARTICLE II, Section I of the
Good stuff.
An essential element of our democracy: The
leader of the nation stands before the world and affirms he (or she, some day
soon) will preserve, protect, and defend our constitutionally guaranteed
freedoms.
No wonder we’ve survived as a nation for 219
years since George Washington first spoke those words on April 30, 1789,
followed by 42 subsequent Presidents who’ve repeated that oath of office.
The first inaugural was actually held on March
4, 1801 (the 20th Amendment to the Constitution changed the
inaugural date to January 20 in 1937) when Thomas Jefferson, our third
President, was sworn in.
But what’s with these inaugural balls . . . you
know those extravagant parties newly elected Presidents typically throw for
themselves?
Why do they cost so much and why have costs
escalated so dramatically over the years?
Let’s go back 35 years and track who spent what
and when.
Before they both resigned from office, Richard
Nixon and Spiro Agnew spent about $4 million to congratulate themselves in
1973.
In the 1977 Inauguration Day parade, Jimmy
Carter not only delighted thousands of spectators by walking down
Ronald Reagan rolled out his revolution by
raising the inaugural ball bar to $16 million in 1981.
The Reagan group then bumped the inaugural ball
bar to $20 million in 1985.
Not to be outdone by his former boss, George
H.W. Bush spent $30 million on self-congratulations in 1989.
Bill Clinton’s first inauguration in 1993 cut
inaugural costs to a mere $25 million.
But in the second
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney spent $30
million congratulating themselves for taking a court-ordered election in 2001.
Bush and Cheney really went wild in 2005 after they
actually won an election and spent $40 million on 9 lavish inaugural balls.
Okay . . . so how much do taxpayers pay for all
this political partying, glad-handing, back-slapping, and access-creation?
We pay direct and indirect costs for
House and Senate members and staff to come up with a joint House and Senate
committee to plan and budget inaugural ceremonies, to prepare the Capitol
Rotunda for use in the case of bad weather, and to provide money to archive inaugural
documents, files, and records. We also pay direct and indirect costs for
security (Secret Service, Capitol Police, U.S. Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force,
and Coast Guard).
If that isn’t enough, Congress also generously
devotes $1 million of our money for the swearing-in ceremony (why it would cost
$27,771.
Additionally, the Office of Personnel Management has determined
that Inauguration day should be a paid-holiday for thousands upon thousands of
taxpayer-paid federal employees who work ‘“in the District of
Columbia, Montgomery or Prince George’s Counties in Maryland, Arlington or
Fairfax Counties in Virginia, or the cities of Alexandria or Fairfax in
Virginia, and who [are] regularly scheduled to perform non-overtime work on
Inauguration Day”.
Though we may never
know exactly how many millions of taxpayer dollars go to support all those Federal
employees who cool their heels on the ‘Inauguration Day Federal Holiday’, I’d
bet it’s a bunch.
So, who pays the balance of the bills for all
that inaugural partying?
You won’t like the answer because . . . despite
volumes of campaign rhetoric every candidate spews about the evils of influence
peddling, despite every candidate’s cries about how ‘it’s time to throw out the
lobbyists and special interests’, every President (so far) has launched his
presidency by sending out legions of surrogates to beg and borrow cash,
products, and ‘in-kind’ services from individuals, corporations, labor,
lobbyists, and other special interests to pay for inaugural parties (aka ‘balls’).
Booze makers donate cases of champagne sporting
the Presidential Seal, car makers happily loan hundreds of cars and trucks, hair
care product manufacturers fall all over themselves to give free hair styles to
politicos and journalists, HBO buys televised performances of celebrities for
rebroadcast for profit, TV networks create special productions for sale with
profits going to the Presidential Inaugural Committee, and on and on. Cash also
pours in from tax-deductible donations from individuals, corporations, and
labor unions, short-term, interest-free loans from the same groups to Inaugural
organizers, ticket sales to inaugural balls and events, plus sales of inaugural
trinkets (everything from medallions to temporary tattoos to umbrellas to
yo-yos).
I
know what you’re thinking.
But it is all legal (remember who’s writing the
laws).
So, why would wealthy individuals,
corporations, labor, lobbyists, and other special interests give up millions of
dollars for inaugural balls?
Just because they were asked to?
Couldn’t be they’re trying to ‘buy’
access, could it?
Hmmmm.
President Obama . . . forget the inaugural
balls and ask all the individuals, corporations, and labor unions who would
otherwise have danced the night away to do something better with their money,
products, time and efforts . . . like rebuilding homes and neighborhoods along
the Gulf Coast still devastated three years after Katrina.
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