HEY, HANK . . . What are you doing?
- By l.t. Dravis
- Published 11/16/2008
l.t. Dravis
I created and have written the nationally distributed marketing newsletter, BOTH SIDES NOW, since 2003. I authored two books, BOTH SIDES NOW, Sell Like Professional Athletes Win and DEATH OF A SALES MANAGER. In 2008, I introduced a daily column for national syndication to newspapers.

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By
l.t. Dravis
Less than a month ago you said government purchases of stock in banks
stuck with so-called ‘toxic assets’ (talk about an oxymoron), represented a
good investment for taxpayers. You said the government (nee taxpayers) would
own shares in the form of warrants issued by banks. “This is an investment,”
you said, “not an expenditure, and there is no reason to expect this program
will cost taxpayers anything.”
Your immediate plan
was to spend $250 billion in direct stock purchases; half of those dollars
would go to the nine largest banks in the country and the other half would go
to buy stock in thousands of other banks. Though the big nine banks would be
receiving nearly $14 billion each, you didn’t require them or any of the other
thousands of banks and other financial institutions to lend any portion of any
of those taxpayer billions to business and/or consumers.
You said that
taxpayer cash handed out by the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP), would
increase banks’ confidence so they will “deploy, not hoard, their capital,”
TRANSLATION: If we
give banks billions of dollars, they’ll lend it!
Okay . . .
Given everything you
said up to October 20, thinking taxpayers would think your plan was working . .
. that business and consumer lending would begin to ‘free-up’; that the
hemorrhaging of jobs would slow or even stop; that the rate of foreclosures
would begin to decline; that some of us might even be able to sleep the whole
night through.
Then, on Wednesday,
November 12, you suddenly announced that you were abandoning the idea of
purchasing bank stocks (aka ‘toxic assets’); you said, however, that you were
going to continue to use (the balance of) $250 billion (36% of the $700
billion) to buy stock in banks to ‘encourage them to resume more ‘normal
lending’.
And, if I was
confused before Wednesday (and I was), I’m really confused now, Hank.
Does your turnabout
mean the original plan, your plan, was the wrong plan?
If so, why did you present
it in the first place and why did the House and Senate go along with it?
You told CNBC today
that the ‘facts had changed’ which caused you to abandon your original plan.
Okay . . . does that
mean the banking system that was in such bad shape less than a month ago is now
in good shape?
If that’s the case,
why not put our checkbook away, finish your work with the transition team, and
finalize your post-January 20 vacation plans?
But, wait a minute,
you are still Secretary of the Treasury and, despite the quarter of a trillion
dollars you’ve doled out to banks, the economy is still in the tank (not for
you, not for the big shot Wall Streeters who’ll run like rats with million
dollar bonuses and golden parachutes, not for George W.
So, what will you do with
the remaining 64% of the $700 billion to protect millions more businesses, jobs,
families, and homeowners who’ve been put at risk by greedy financiers and inept
politicians?
At this point, Hank,
you may be wondering (as I’m sure you’ve wondered thousands of times in the
past several months), how did you become responsible for saving the entire economy
of the
In other words, who
died and made you the big economic Sheriff of America?
Well, Sheriff
Paulson, you got yourself in this spot by accepting a job with an administration
too stupid, too incompetent, and too short-sighted, for too many years to build
a strong, vibrant, flexible economy.
And, while we all
understand that George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzalez,
et al, were stupid, we can’t ignore the fact that the House and Senate were
even stupider.
The House and Senate allowed
all those stupid people, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Gonzalez and the rest of the
Bush bunch, to run the country into the ground . . . for nearly eight very long
years.
So, here we are . . .
relying on you and the best and the brightest in the Department of the Treasury
to save the nation and what have you done?
You’ve spent more than a third
of the $700 billion and the credit crisis is still in crisis, hundreds of
thousands of people are losing their jobs each week, foreclosures continue to climb,
bankruptcy filings continue to increase, and there is no reason to believe anything
will change any time soon.
Doesn’t sound like we’re getting much for our
money, does it?
Mind if I ask a question?
If I worked for you at Goldman Sachs and I handled
my job like you and your group have handled this bailout mess, would I still
have a job?
And, if not, why not?
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